ASHANTI / ASHAN T (played by Belinda Mays)

To make The A-Team popular again for a new generation, Ashanti channels Mr. T and pities the fool who gets in her way or doesn't buy her new album.

BRUCE CAMPBELL (played by Jamey White)

Chin and all, this B-movie actor endorses all things Naomi Campbell, including eating her soup and being a counselor at her camp.

CARROT TOP (played by Jamey White)

The red-haired comedian not only wants to make you laugh, but also wants you to dial the right service when making collect calls. Plus, he has Chairman of the Board on DVD if you want to watch.

CHRIS TUCKER (played by André Meadows)

He stars in a Friday/Freaky Friday remake and knows good and well he shouldn't be a white, teenage high school girl. Not even Bruce Willis or Jackie Chan can save him now.

JA RULE (played by André Meadows)

He's always gotta roll with his girl, Ashanti. But don't ask to understand the complexities of his life. It's murrrrrduurrrrrrr!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN (played by Sedreana Saldaña, Jade Spencer)

She's becoming a regular on the show. She gets crunk when she switches places with Chris Tucker in a Freaky Friday remake. She calls her beef with Hilary Duff retarded. And, in a different form, she warms up to Darryl when she thinks he's foreign like Wilmer Valderrama.

MACY GRAY (played by André Meadows)

The R&B songstress with the "special" voice shows up to endorse Macy Mace, her special brand of mace that uses her singing to ward off criminals and bad dates.

MR. T (played by André Meadows)

He don't want to hear your jibber-jabber. He just wants you to dial the right number for collect calls, cause I bet you money he pities the fool who doesn't.

NAOMI CAMPBELL (played by Andrea Newell)

The highly famous, or sometimes just plain high, supermodel has her own line of soups that use the new technology, flavored water, to make sure you're eating without truly eating. She also has a marvelous summer camp for would-be supermodels.

NOEL NEILL (played by Noel Neill)

She played Lois Lane in the 1950's Adventures of Superman series, and we had the utmost pleasure to get to interview her at the Texas Superhero and Sci-Fi Collector's Show.

P. DIDDY (played by André Meadows)

He asked you to vote or die, so now he's going around making sure you voted. If you didn't, then well... you have nothing to worry about. After all, it's just an expression.

PAULA ABDUL (played by Sedreana Saldaña)

The American Idol judge really has a thing for fellow judge Randy Jackson. But after being caught with Simon, can she actually work up the nerve to make a decision?

RANDY JACKSON (played by André Meadows)

Yo, dawg, you gotta like Randy, for real, dawg. And get this, dawg, he's starring in a movie, "From Randy to Paula," where he loves Paula, dawg. Now he's gotta go walk his dawg, dawg.

RYAN SEACREST (played by Jamey White)

Whether he's making America decide which sibling is better for Darryl are introducing a movie starring his fellow American Idol workmates, one thing is for certain... his hair will be flawless.

TEVIN CAMPBELL (played by André Meadows)

This is Tevin Campbell. Have you seen him? He's been missing since the late 90's. We'd like to see him again soon.

TIA & TAMERA MOWRY

Well, they haven't actually been on the show yet, but they will be, I promise. And when they do, they'll receive free ice cream, free cable TV watching, and a free foot massage. What celebrity can truly pass up such an offer?

TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTIN (played by Sedreana Saldaña)

The sitcom actress and Little Shop of Horrors singer would have never found her husband or gone from "rags to riches" if it weren't for Naomi Campbell's Soup.